boogers!!??
Posted on June 21, 2010 with 1 commentBoogers.
It’s that time of year. The time of year I wake up scratching my eye balls, clearing my throat and blowing my nose. It’s a fun time of year. Really it is! The sun is shinning, girls start wearing shorter skirts, tinny tops, and I get to drive around with my windows rolled down! Life is good except for one thing. My allergies are out of control!
What are boogers anyways? And why are they green? Why do kids like to pick them and then eat them? I’ve always been afraid of green foods and I thought kids were too... so why are they eating these boogies? Or maybe a better question is how come I haven’t tried a boogie in a long time… maybe they are delicious. And perhaps I will finally be able to answer that famous question, “what is your favourite food.” To pick, or not to pick; that is the question
Eye drops anyone? No thanks! Even though my eyes burn and itch I am too afraid to use eye drops because last summer I had the most unfortunate situation occur. The wind was blowing; my eyes became very irritated and very dry so I used some visine. I wear contacts, and apparently you can’t always use eye drops with contacts and my eyes started to burn! OMG it hurt so bad I actually had to take my contacts out and throw them away. That night I drove home blind in the dark. Not fun. So today I go search for some eye glasses to wear! Wish me luck
24 hour relief! That’s what the box of allergy pills claim to give you. I took 5 pills yesterday with no relief. Hopefully excessive use won’t affect my poor liver! I’m hurting! I need help! Please send me your cures for your allergy pains! And please, someone tell me what a boogie is!
Chat with ya next week!
Big shows coming up...
Playing at CANADA PLACE in Vancouver at 3pm on CANADA DAY JULY 1
JULY 2 – BURNABY – GREAT BEAR PUB
JUL 8 – KAMLOOPS – BLUE GROTTO – this show will be recorded live for a live album I will be putting out shortly after... tickets are 7$ in advance at blue grotto or long & mcquade. And $10 at the door. First 200 people that get tickets will get the new album for $5 instead of $10! Boom